By stopping healthcare reform, by using up our tax dollars, by taking away our jobs, this problem must be addressed before it is too late. But what can stop the hordes from our xenophobic homeland? The choice is clear, our nation can be purged with a “little” help. With over five million Boy and Girl Scouts on active duty and 1.3 million Scouts training for reserve life, the nation could be constantly patrolled by these dedicated, short, honor-motivated individuals. As an Eagle Scout myself, I know the rigorous training we go through to get promoted, and much of this training comes in handy when it comes to apprehending criminals. Not only are Scouts trained in rudimentary language and diplomacy, but they are also knowledgeable when it comes to physical altercations. All Boy Scouts are equipped with a knife and rope: tools of a trade dedicated to ensuring the safety of the Americas. Additionally, we are experts in wilderness survival, an essential skill for tracking illegals and surviving where they cross into America—a barren desert, in the case of the Mexican border. With these skills, the Scouts could be deployed at a moment's notice and could begin the transformation of America. Another problem plaguing the nation is our decaying infrastructure. According to the US Bridge Infrastructure report card, 27% of bridges in the United States are classified as structurally deficient or functionally obsolete
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